So, after being grateful for everything that I have last night, I woke up this morning to a messy house (Timmy tore apart a dirty diaper left on the ground and the contents were now EVERYWHERE), Carter crying in pain because of his ear infection and the realization that I have exactly 15 minutes to get us all out of the house (and Timmy outside to go potty before he goes back in his kennel) and over to Miss Ashley's because I am going full-time for a little while.
With all of that being said, I've decided that I need a wife...I want her to cook, clean, organize, grocery shop, pay the bills and bring in some extra cash. (That's not too much ask is it?) Oh, and she better be a good conversationalist because when I get home tonight I'm going to need her to be a good listener.
Okay, enough with that, I know every mom out there probably wouldn't mind a wife either. It's just crazy right now and a third person would really make it easier! What would you want your wife to do for you?
***So I posted this at my work this morning, I don't know what it says it was done yesterday!
3 comments:
lol...you are hilarious christie!! more like a live in maid would be AWESOME for me! i can take the kids out and play all day, and come home to a clean house and hot dinner! any takers????
PS: so I love the new blog look---and all the pics off to the side! But what up with the "skinny couple" thing!!! don't even get me started Miss. Christie!!
This is awesome!! If you find a good wife, please let me know if she has any sisters. I could use a good wife as well. I totally know how you feel. It's hard trying to get all of it done. I'm sorry that you are going full-time right now. It sucks!!!! So if you lived a little closer and if I wasn't full-time at work, I would totally be your wife-and I don't mean that in a weird way. It sounds kind of creepy when I read this back to myself. Sorry!!! Anway, Carter is very cute and I would be his nanny if I could. There, that's better??!!
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